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Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
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Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…

Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed
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Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to dive into the wonderful world of multiplayer gaming, where publishers and executives get to make…

Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
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Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…

US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
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US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
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Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…

Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
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Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…

Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
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Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
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Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…

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