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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars

FinnDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…

Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
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Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…

SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)
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SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems the socialist gravy train is about to hit a Trump-sized wall. Our fearless leader, President…

Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The 3rd Annual Butte Film Festival (BUFF) is hitting Meriam Park Barn, Chico, CA, Dec 6โ€“7, 2025!** ๐ŸŽฌ…

US Lies | Clown News Network
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US Lies | Clown News Network

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Rahm Emanuel, swamp creature extraordinaire, sheds crocodile tears after National Guard mishap. Is this another deep state plot to undermine…

Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
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Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost ofโ€ฆ…

Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)
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Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

OMG! Glenn Hughes, aka the “Voice of Rock” (according to himself, probably), is TOTALLY celebrating 28 years of sobriety! ๐ŸŽ‰…

Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby
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Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist doomsayer trying to rain on President Trump’s parade! This time, it’s some Hollywood has-been whining about…

Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine โ€“ more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics
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Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine โ€“ more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another Deep State operative, Ty Cobb (probably a secret Democrat, if you ask me), is…

X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
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X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…

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