CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that Americans are feeling the pinch of “rising prices.” As if anyone needed CNN…
Tag: horror
Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…
Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…
Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?
Oh, the Horror! Wall Street Data Breach – Probably Hillary’s Emails, Again! I bet it was Crooked Hillary again. Or…
Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? 🙄 Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…
True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
OMG! True Self 🙄 is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…
Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…
Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…
Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN
Oh, the horror! Senator Cryin’ Chris Murphy is clutching his pearls again, terrified that the Epstein files might tarnish his…