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Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Oh no, not again! πŸ™„ Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! πŸŽƒ Fishnets & lab coats highly…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Let’s do the time warp again🫦 The Rocky Horror Picture Show is at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!**…

BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
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BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Guess he really…

Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to whine now that President Trump is making America great again!…

Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived
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Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! The woke mind virus has infected our computers! These so-called “AI Chatbots” are now trying to replace…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
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CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…

UN blames cutting welfare for making the right wing extra spicy, says CNN Business (lol)
Elephant Reads CNN

UN blames cutting welfare for making the right wing extra spicy, says CNN Business (lol)

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! The UN, that bastion of anti-Americanism and globalist garbage, is whining that cuts to social programs are…

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts
Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our…

From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
Elephant Reads CNN

From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…

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