Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…
Tag: horror
Backrooms Trailer: Kane Parsons and A24 Deliver the Ultimate Existential Crisis in a Sci-Fi Horror You’ll Regret Watching
Prepare your nerves for the most existential crisis since realizing your IKEA furniture will never be as stable as the…
The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…
Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives
Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…
“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller That’s Either Genius or a Trainwreck—Place Your Bets Now!”
Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet 🐴💀 So apparently someone greenlit…
FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…
EXODUS Unleashes ‘Goliath’ Title Track Music Video – Because the World Needed More Epic Biblical References
The Bay Area thrash titans EXODUS have finally unveiled their twelfth studio album, “Goliath,” scheduled for release on March 20,…
Now you can play horror games in your own home using VR 💀
The game is Hauntify Mixed Reality, a VR app for Meta Quest that scans your home and overlays horror elements…
Denise Weinberg’s Cosmic Odyssey: Trailer Drops for Brazil’s Lo-Fi Sci-Fi Adventure That’s Low on Budget, High on Weird
Well, well, well, look what we have here—Brazil’s latest cinematic masterpiece where the government ships off old people like they’re…