Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition
Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…
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Trump Tries to Magically Lower Prices, Fails Hilariously
Fake News CNN is at it Again! They’re trying to say our glorious President Trump is lying about gas prices,…
Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! 🎉 That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? 🐶 And to…
Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…
Dems channeling their inner Zohran Mamdani: cringefest incoming
Oh, the horror! The Democrats are at it again, trying to manipulate the masses with their fancy “online electorate” strategies.…
NYC Voters Accidentally Okayed a Building Boom: World Domination Next?
Oh, the horror! New York City, once a beacon of capitalism, has now fallen further into the clutches of socialism!…
12 Hours of Utter Chaos: A Totally Accurate Nursing Documentary
Horror Movie Survival Guide presents: 12 Hr Shift with director Brea Grant IN PERSON!😱 Mandy and Regina do organ trafficking…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…
‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…