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Tag: horror

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL 🤪 GROTESQUE 🤮 LIVE – A “Horror” 🤡 Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
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Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture Show🎃👻 screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
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Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…

Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
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Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…

CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
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CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…

Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story
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Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Three government workers, probably card-carrying members of the socialist Democrat party, are struggling because they can’t get…

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