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Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?
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Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?

Big ElephantNovember 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Oh, the Horror! Wall Street Data Breach – Probably Hillary’s Emails, Again! I bet it was Crooked Hillary again. Or…

Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
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Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough

FinnNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? 🙄 Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…

True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
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True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! True Self 🙄 is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…

Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…

Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
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Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…

Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN
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Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, the horror! Senator Cryin’ Chris Murphy is clutching his pearls again, terrified that the Epstein files might tarnish his…

Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of globalist games being played while our GREAT President Trump is trying to Make…

OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow
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OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

So, apparently, the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…

Popeyes Announces ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu: Prepare to Get Spooked (and Probably Diarrhea)
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Popeyes Announces ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu: Prepare to Get Spooked (and Probably Diarrhea)

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Okay, so listen up, buttercups 💅. The *Five Nights at Freddy’s* franchise, that cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and animatronic…

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