OpenAI Sucks Up Enough Juice to Power a Small Planet (Thanks, Sora 2 & ChatGPT)
Oh, the horror! OpenAI, fresh off its leftist indoctrination programs (err, I mean, “AI”), is now partnering with Broadcom to…
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Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now
Oh, the horror! It seems our polite neighbors to the north are throwing a hissy fit because President Trump dared…
Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse
Oh, the horror! A former CNN journalist, probably weeping uncontrollably, describes Gaza as an “apocalyptic moonscape.” I bet she conveniently…
CNN Analyzes: Beijing Hilariously Unfazed by Trump’s Pathetic Tariff Tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is now pushing the narrative that Russia, under Putin’s brilliant leadership,…
Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums
Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom…
Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatens China with a 100% tariff, and suddenly the crypto world…
Halloween’s Over: Now Grovel For Our Leftovers
**OMG! 😱 Another Halloween sequel? Halloween Aftermath— dropping Oct 12, 2025, 7:30 PM (Pacific Time). Cole Dalton survived 2018, but…
100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…
Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Prime Video, in their infinite wisdom, graced us with a “teaser” trailer for…
Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore
🤣OMG!😱 Mattel, the geniuses behind Barbie (and other plastic crack for your kids), have decided that the Xenomorph, that cute…