So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…
Tag: horror
Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
Thanos, that big purple grape🍇 who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…
‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)
Oh, no, not another movie where we have to Google “Does the dog die?” 🙄 Seriously, people, toughen up! If…
RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…
IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun
Folks, can you believe this? The Deep State is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN…
War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…
CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws…
Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them
Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in…
Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…
American Man Babbling About Smartphones Like He Knows Something
Oh, the horror! CNN actually admits that making smartphones in the USA is HARD. It’s almost like those commie, socialist…