STATIC-X Bassist Reminisces About Hanging With The Prince Of Darkness: “Ozzy Was, Like, Totally Awesome, Man”
So, apparently, according to PipemanRadio at the totally important Bloodstock Open Air festival (never heard of it), STATIC-X bassist Tony…
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…
Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…
Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It
Oh, the horror! Cracker Barrel, that bastion of American comfort food, tried to pander to the woke mob with a…
CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So
Here we go again, folks! Another sob story from CNN about a “poor, innocent” illegal alien. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a…
“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…
EIFF 2025: Dead Lover – More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently
Ah, “Dead Lover,” another gem 💎 from the Midnight Madness collection, or as I like to call it, the “What…
Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices
Fifty years after Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a movie that, let’s be honest, probably gave you nightmares…
“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump!…
Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…