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Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well
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Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who died on a…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
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AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now
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GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
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Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
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FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…

Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee
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Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general, Todd Blanche, has decided…

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