Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
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WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…
TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world…
FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…
5 Super Obvious Ways to Save Money on Gaming That You Definitely Haven’t Already Thought Of Because You’re Clearly a Responsible Adult Who Doesn’t Spend All Their Paycheck on Loot Boxes
Gamers are spending more than ever, but who needs personal financial responsibility, right? 🤑 According to Circana, total U.S. video…
Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…