Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously
Oh boy, are you guys in for a real treat. As I’m writing this, our great leader, President Donald Trump,…
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RUSH Finally Replaces Legendary Drummer With Some Random Chick Off Craigslist ANIKA NILLES Because Who Needs Experience Anyway
The legendary Canadian rock band RUSH has finally emerged from their cave, and they’re ready to rock… again 🤘. Geddy…
RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Oh Great Another Movie About Sharks Trying to Eat Us Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned to Stay Out of the Water Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and fin-tastic movie of the year? 🦈🌊 I didn’t…
Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling
Let’s talk about the so-called “achievements” of the European Union, folks. I mean, what a total joke. As I’m writing…
Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It
So, after roughly a billion dollars in merchandising, theme parks, and questionable wizard-themed weddings, the wizarding world is back —…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Invigilator Training of Your Life with OCN NI Because Who Doesn’t Want to Learn How to Watch People Take Tests
This training is a blast! 🎉 for OCN NI invigilators 👮️, mandatory 🚫, free 🤑, but don’t flake 🙅♂️ or…
John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…
Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…
Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…