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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
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US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
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Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…

AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
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AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…

Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes
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Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Staten Island judge has put the brakes on New…

NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…

Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
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Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…

Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
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Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…

Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
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Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…

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