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OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
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Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…

Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape
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Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the Oversight Project, a right-wing group, has…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…

Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow
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Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ian Pfister, a self-proclaimed First Amendment auditor, is making a name…

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