CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
Tag: ICE
CNN’s Manu Raju Explains the Deal to Keep Uncle Sam from Getting Evicted
Oh look, the swamp creatures finally agreed on something—keeping the gravy train running while they bicker over how to handle…
Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal
Well folks, looks like the Big Beautiful Wall just got a little shorter – and not from any construction delays!…
Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…
Minneapolis Turns Into Frozen Tundra of Chaos as Protesters Face the Ice Cold Grip of Detention!
Breaking: Chaos Erupts in Minneapolis as Soros-Backed “Protesters” Get Their Just Desserts! Minneapolis police did what every red-blooded American wishes…
Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
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Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Trump’s Goon Squad Sob Over Backfired Freedom Pellet Fiasco
LIBERAL TEARS ALERT: Deep-State Looney Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Failed Plot to Sabotage Trump’s MAGA Justice for Alex Pretti! In…
“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”
FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…
White House Bravely Retreats from Minnesota Mishap as Public Does That Annoying ‘Caring About Lives’ Thing Again
Trump Administration Exposes Minnesota Democrat Circus, Sends in Real Law Enforcement After Leftist “Nurse” Fuels Border Chaos In a stunning…