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ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
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ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…

Kilmar Ábrego García’s Grand Entrance to ICE: A CNN Exclusive!
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Kilmar Ábrego García’s Grand Entrance to ICE: A CNN Exclusive!

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another sob story from the radical Left! This time, it’s about Kilmar Ábrego García, a man who was…

Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza
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Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s successful efforts to clean up the Democrat-run D.C.…

Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)
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Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical environmentalists and virtue-signaling Native American tribes! A federal judge, probably appointed by some…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…

DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
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DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…

Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

Help! LA Courthouse Abduction: ICE Cream Truck or ICE Agents? You Decide
Elephant Reads CNN

Help! LA Courthouse Abduction: ICE Cream Truck or ICE Agents? You Decide

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien drug dealer getting a free ride thanks to the liberal sanctuary policies in Los Angeles!…

US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest
Elephant Reads CNN

US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The Fake News CNN is hyperventilating about President Trump meeting with Putin in Alaska.…

Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’
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Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In a recent interview with some dude from Brazil 🇧🇷 (who probably thinks samba is metal), EPICA’s vocal powerhouse, Simone…

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