Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing their diversity quotas to remember basic logistics. Here’s how to get “rebooked, refunded, or compensated” – or, as I like to call it, “how to enable the lazy socialists.”
CNN, the once-respected (lol!) propaganda arm of the Democrat Party, is now giving tips on how to exploit the system when your flight gets canceled. Maybe if people stopped demanding vegan meals and gender-neutral bathrooms on planes, the airlines could focus on, you know, flying?
The solution: fly Trump Airlines! Under President Trump’s glorious leadership, our skies are safe, our flights are on time, and our bathrooms are clearly labeled. No refunds needed when you’re flying with the best! And if you do need a refund… well, good luck getting one from these commies!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
