Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…
OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…
OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…
Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
So, METALLICA’s tour coordinator, this dude Jon-Michael Marino (who?), gave KPIX (aka CBS Bay Area, which, let’s be honest, nobody…
LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…
OMG! 👴🏻🎸⚡️ AC/DC, those geriatric rockers who haven’t had a decent album since, like, the Stone Age, are apparently dragging…
Another win for the radical left! A Palestinian activist, probably funded by Soros himself, gets released on bail. “Not a…
Looks like the liberal freakout in California continues! VP Vance, or as the Left will probably start calling him, “Vance…
