A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”
The Great American Mystery: Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve, FBI Called In to Find Out If She Joined the Squad…
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More House Republicans Suddenly Remember They Wanted to Be Governors After All That Toxic Air
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Republican lawmakers are fleeing the Capitol like rats from a sinking…
Federal Judge Tells Trump Admin to Stop Hoarding Disaster Cash From Blue States
Leftist Sanctuary States Cry Over $233 Million in Cut Federal Funds – Judge McElroy Plays Savior Again In a stunning…
Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max”…
Prosecutors Serve Up Gourmet Dumpster DNA as Exhibit A in Brian Walshe’s ‘How to Dispose of a Body’ Masterclass
BREAKING: Another Bloody Rug Mystery in Liberal La-La Land – But Don’t Worry, Folks, Trump’s Still President and Winning in…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Defund Cities Backfires Spectacularly, Judges Say “Nah, Bro”
Two activist judges, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, have decided they know better than President Trump when it…
CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…
Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…
Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…