Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…
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Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…
Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…
Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…
CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…
Guatemalan Tots Evicted From Luxurious US Accommodations, Sources Say
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine President Trump’s efforts to Make America Great Again! Now, they’re…
E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…
Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…
Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…
Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…