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Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
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Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…

Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
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Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
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Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
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CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…

Guatemalan Tots Evicted From Luxurious US Accommodations, Sources Say
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Guatemalan Tots Evicted From Luxurious US Accommodations, Sources Say

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine President Trump’s efforts to Make America Great Again! Now, they’re…

E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
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E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…

Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
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Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…

Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…

Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
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Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…

Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
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Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…

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