Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
Tag: Internet
‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…
Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats🦇, apparently…
Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…
CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…
Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em 🤷♀️), is gracing us with their…
Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)
Alright, listen up, bub! 😼 Word on the digital street (aka Mp1st, which is totally a reliable source, trust me…
Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! 🎉 Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…
Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For
OMG! 🙄 The BLACK CROWES, those guys still around? 👴👵 I thought they’d faded into obscurity like dial-up internet. 💻…
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026
Alright gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire🔥! Nintendo, bless their little hearts, decided to drop a “bomb”💣 (more like a…