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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
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MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
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Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…

Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
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Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…

Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…

Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…

XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

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