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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…

GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow
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GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the sheer…

Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball
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Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A lawsuit has been filed against Park Mental Health Treatment of…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model
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NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but the StarCraft franchise might finally be getting the love it deserves – or…

Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
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Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…

NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
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NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…

Robots coming for your money apparently
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Robots coming for your money apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
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Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

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