XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…
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Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…
CNN uncovers Dem’s secret tweets wow what a shocker
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding Democratic congressional nominee Darializa Avila Chevalier,…
Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…
What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…
GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
Spider-Man: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of His Angsty Teenage Drama Now He’s Got a Fancy New Mutation to Go with His Ego
Since the release of the first Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer, fans have been wondering how dark it gets for…