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Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow
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Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Hey there, folks! I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Michigan Democratic Senate front-runner Abdul El-Sayed, who’s been facing criticism…

Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
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Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Unveils Profound Insight Behind Album Title It Means Everything And Nothing Somehow
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Unveils Profound Insight Behind Album Title It Means Everything And Nothing Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deep, profound, and downright pretentious metal talk? 🤯 Because I’ve got a…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

Dave Eggers Warns AI Will Destroy Art Probably Too Late Anyway
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Dave Eggers Warns AI Will Destroy Art Probably Too Late Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dave Eggers’ new novel “Contrapposto”, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
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Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…

TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

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