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U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway
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U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the one and only Udo Dirkschneider, the former ACCEPT and current U.D.O. and DIRKSCHNEIDER…

KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
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KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…

DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around
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DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The latest scoop on Cradle of Filth’s upcoming album is out, and it’s a real treat for all you metalheads…

JACK OWEN Thinks He’s Too Sensitive For CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ‘Butchered At Birth’ Because Apparently Death Metal Is Too Much For His Delicate Ears
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JACK OWEN Thinks He’s Too Sensitive For CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ‘Butchered At Birth’ Because Apparently Death Metal Is Too Much For His Delicate Ears

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former CANNIBAL CORPSE and current SIX FEET UNDER guitarist Jack Owen has revealed that…

Israeli Foreign Minister says “Not Ruling Out Assassination Plans” as Iran Picks New Supreme Leader – Because Why Not Add More Drama to the Middle East Soap Opera?
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Israeli Foreign Minister says “Not Ruling Out Assassination Plans” as Iran Picks New Supreme Leader – Because Why Not Add More Drama to the Middle East Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Israeli FM Gideon Sa’ar Won’t Rule Out “Military Option” as New Supreme Leader Takes Iran’s Helm In a bombshell interview…

PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX: ‘I Love The Pushback From Rock Culture Against’ A.I. In Music — Because Humans Still Rock, Right?
Oh no, not A.I. music! Quick, somebody call the Rock Police!
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PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX: ‘I Love The Pushback From Rock Culture Against’ A.I. In Music — Because Humans Still Rock, Right?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

In a recent interview with LA Lloyd (the guy who still uses a Discman ironically), PAPA ROACH‘s Jacoby Shaddix revealed…

John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
John Boyega Might Return to Star Wars… or Maybe He's Just Trolling Us All
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John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…

DINO CAZARES Praises New FEAR FACTORY Singer MILO SILVESTRO for Mastering the Art of Surviving on Tour Without Losing His Sanity (Yet)
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DINO CAZARES Praises New FEAR FACTORY Singer MILO SILVESTRO for Mastering the Art of Surviving on Tour Without Losing His Sanity (Yet)

Chord F. DiscordMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

FEAR FACTORY has a new singer, and apparently he can actually remember the lyrics without his phone. Revolutionary, I know.…

New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
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New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
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HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…

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