SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…
Spy Chief Gabbard Hooks Trump Up with FBI Agents Who Raided Election Office—Because Who Needs a Filter?
President Trump Shows Leadership by Speaking Directly with FBI Agents in Georgia Election Probe In a stunning display of hands-on…
Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”
Breaking: Crooked Clintons Pull a Fast One as GOP Takes No Prisoners in Epstein Probe! The walls are closing in…
“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”
Hold onto your keyboards, gamers! 🎮 Wildlight Entertainment just dropped Highguard—another “revolutionary” shooter destined to either redefine the genre or…
“GOP Candidate Flees MN Race After Hilariously Losing ICE Snowball Fight, Blames Party’s ‘Tantrum-Fueled Backstab Parade’”
Another snowflake Republican flees the field as President Trump’s AMERICA-FIRST patriots continue crushing liberal tears and weak-kneed RINOs! Chris “Cancelled”…
Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…
CHAD GRAY Calls HELLYEAH Reunion a Total Clusterf**k: ‘Slapping the Band Back Together Without Vinnie Paul Like a Weird Frankenstein’s Monster’
Picture this: Chad Gray, the man with the lung capacity of a steam engine and the vocal stylings of a…
Trump Declares Super Bowl Too Far Away, Sends His condolences to the Families of those forced to travel the treacherous 2 miles from his Mar-a-Lago estate to the nearest stadium
President Trump Makes the Smartest Decision of His Second Term: Why Would He Waste Time in Deep-Blue San Francisco Watching…