In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on a new album, because, you know, they didn’t quite bore us enough with their last one 😴. With the same old formula and the same old producer, Marti Frederiksen 🤦♂️, they’re hoping to churn out another masterpiece that will leave us all speechless (with excitement or boredom, we’ll have to wait and see) 🤔.
As Josh explained in an interview with Mark Strigl, “No, it’s not too early to think about a new album. We’ve already written like, seven songs already, and this is just us working out a little bit before we hook up with Marti Frederiksen.” 📝 We can’t wait to hear the same old riffs and lyrics that we’ve been hearing for years, with a fresh new spin (or not) 🔄.
When asked about their working relationship with Marti, Josh gushed, “Oh, we have a long, long history. We met up with Marti way back, on the ’15’ songwriting cycle. He co-wrote ‘Sorry’ with us. And that’s when the relationship started. It just blossomed.” 🌼 Ah, how sweet. It’s like they’re trying to make us believe that their music is actually a labor of love, and not just a formulaic attempt to sell records 📊.
Stevie Dacanay, the band’s guitarist, also chimed in, “I think if you look historically, or at least in the last 10 years, we came out with ‘Warpaint’, and then two years later, or two and a half years later, we came out with the ‘Hellbound’. And that’s our cycle — two and a half, three years [later], a new album will come out.” 📆 Because, you know, consistency is key, and we wouldn’t want to rock the boat (or the music industry) 🚣♀️.
But wait, there’s more! BUCKCHERRY has also announced the second leg of their summer 2026 tour, because who doesn’t want to see them live again (and again, and again) 🎟️? The tour will include a stop at the prestigious Summerfest in Milwaukee, Wisconsin 🌳, and a one-off date in Canada, because our neighbors to the north just can’t get enough of them 🇨🇦.
And, as a fun fact, Josh remains the only original member of the band, because, you know, band drama and all that jazz 🤯. But hey, who needs originality when you can just replace the rest of the band with new, exciting members who will play the same old songs with the same old passion (or lack thereof) 🎸?
So, are you ready to rock (again) with BUCKCHERRY? 🤘🎸 Because, honestly, we’re not sure if we are 🤔. But hey, at least they’re consistent, right? 📆👍. Let’s just hope that their new album will be something new and exciting, and not just the same old thing we’ve been hearing for years 🎶. But, let’s be real, it’s probably going to be more of the same old, same old 😴. Zzz… 🛋️💤
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Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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