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SEAN KILLIAN Catches PHIL DEMMEL Trying to Bury VIO-LENCE in 2023 and Declares Him the Ultimate Party Pooper
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SEAN KILLIAN Catches PHIL DEMMEL Trying to Bury VIO-LENCE in 2023 and Declares Him the Ultimate Party Pooper

Chord F. DiscordDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

When Thrash Metal Meets Soap Opera: VIO-LENCE’s Breakup Drama Makes Reality TV Look Boring 😂🎸 In a plot twist that…

How to Find a Job Without Actually Having to Talk to Humans
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How to Find a Job Without Actually Having to Talk to Humans

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

Attention, job seekers! Woyage AI is here to save you from your career misery—because apparently, talking to a screen is…

The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
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The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…

King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold
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King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

King Charles Channels His Inner Woke Snowflake in Annual Christmas Meltdown, Blames MAGA for British Weather In a stunning display…

How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026
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How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Job seekers gather to learn how to survive 2026’s job market—armed with AI, hope, and a desperate need…

Typical day in the life of a metal reporter
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Typical day in the life of a metal reporter

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

Expectation: VIP passes and fancy backstage interviews. Reality: This! Tell me your wildest concert story in the comments!

TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
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TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
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House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…

Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate
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Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…

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