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Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…
Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…
Behold, peasants! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a re-release of his 1994…
So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…
In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…
Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…
🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…
