Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…
Tag: Iron Man
Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats🦇, apparently…
“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…
Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)
Hey, Marvel Zombies! 🧟♂️ Prepare to have your tiny minds blown! 🤯 Everything you *thought* you knew about the sacred…
Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
Okay, so 🙄Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…
BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…
So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…
Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
Thanos, that big purple grape🍇 who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…
Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’
Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🎭 behind the Prince of Darkness 🦇 (RIP, btw, spoiler alert 🚨), has come out…
The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
😂 Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…