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Microsoft allegedly perfects Xbox Elite Series 3 to not completely ruin gaming experience
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Microsoft allegedly perfects Xbox Elite Series 3 to not completely ruin gaming experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the gaming world really needed was another elite controller, rumors have surfaced about the upcoming XBOX Elite Series…

Gaming peripherals get a Fortnite coat of paint to separating you from cash
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Gaming peripherals get a Fortnite coat of paint to separating you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to drop into the world of overpriced gaming peripherals, folks, as SteelSeries and KontrolFreek have teamed up with…

NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover
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NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Just when you thought the crossovers couldn’t get any more outrageous, Behaviour Interactive drops a bombshell: NieR: Automata is invading…

Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again
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Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, making comments that have…

Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake
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Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

The Nintendo Switch Sports Resort preview experience was a blast from the past, reminiscent of the Wii era when motion…

Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
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Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…

More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
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Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…

Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
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Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…

GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently
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GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump’s poll numbers with his base are…

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