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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…

EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
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EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
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Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
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Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again
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Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, buckle up folks, because the Xbox fans are about to lose their minds 🤯! It looks like another…

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
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Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…

Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
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Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…

Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess
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Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the supposed “issues” with our great President Donald Trump,…

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
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Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…

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