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Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
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Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🤘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
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Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…

Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
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Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
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Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…

Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
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Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…

SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
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SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…

EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
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EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
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Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…

Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
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Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…

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