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Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…

Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
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Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Does anyone remember them?
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Does anyone remember them?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 6, 2026

Gen Z looking at this like it's ancient Egyptian artefact Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
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My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘ TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…

Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet
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Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

So, you want to know about the drama-filled world of rock drummers? Well, buckle up, folks, because Ilan Rubin, the…

It gets funnier every time πŸ˜‚
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It gets funnier every time πŸ˜‚

Chuck B. BallsyApril 5, 2026

Everyone has different talents Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
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FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…

Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
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Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…

Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely
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Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about our great President Donald Trump’s latest accomplishments. I…

Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
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Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…

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