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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
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Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…

Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu
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Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to…

Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently
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Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest US sanctions on Iran, and I have to say, it’s…

Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
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Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…

Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great
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Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, this one’s got…

Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
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Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
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Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…

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