Pentagon vows to not totally abuse AI obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
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L7 Embarks on ‘The Last Hurrah’ Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around
The iconic feminist rock band L7 has just announced their final world tour, “The Last Hurrah Tour”, and we’re all…
DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…
James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…
Fake news whines about Iran War benefiting America somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…
Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Xbox Showcase Today Will Probably Delay Project Helix Again
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped announcement in gaming history: the next generation of Xbox is coming!…
Oh No The Apocalypse Is Near Only 282 Whole Entire US Outdoor Theaters Left To Watch Movies Under The Stars And Eat Overpriced Nachos
Oh joy, summer is finally here, and you know what that means… it’s time to squeeze into a hot car…
Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13
In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced that Diablo Immortal’s Sanctuary is about to get invaded by…
Fake news whining about GOP’s obvious overwhelming enthusiasm
It’s a dark day in America, folks, as the fake news media is at it again, spreading their lies and…