CNN Anchor Bravely Grills Speaker Johnson on the Impending Government Apocalypse (Again)
Another week, another list of leftist distractions our great President Trump must overcome! Tylenol? Probably needs it after dealing with…
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Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say
Another day, another “peaceful” incident, this time at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan.…
Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top…
WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…
Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…
Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…
From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class Guarantees Fame (Or Your Money Back?)
**OMG! 😱 The “#1 professional actors studio” 🎬 is hosting a “Masterclass to Start Acting on TV”! 🤣 Beginners, get…
“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”
**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM Prepare to be amazed! A woman searches for a job in 2045! Corporate deregulation? 🤣…
“Take One” More Like “Take a Nap”: The Youth Film Fest That’s So Bad, It’s Good
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *The Last Laugh*, a “gripping” anti-bullying thriller by the Take One Youth Film Mentorship Program!** Red…
L Word Trivia: Lesbians “Hang” and “Cruise” (wink wink)
**OMG! Who OFFED Jenny Schecter? 🔪 Like, duh, it was totally Bette!** 🙄 Get your gay trivia on at Henrietta…