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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Folks, can you believe what’s happening in the once-great city of New York? Zohran Mamdani, probably a socialist, maybe even…

NATCA Prez Says Expect Holiday Delays (Duh) | CNN
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NATCA Prez Says Expect Holiday Delays (Duh) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Oh, great, now the air traffic controllers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, are whining about delays. It’s all…

Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
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Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another “twisty thriller” 🙄. This one’s about a tennis coach, because apparently, being a tennis coach at a…

Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
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Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…

‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
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‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…

“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
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“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…

Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
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Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…

“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
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“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…

EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh boy, here we go again! 🙄 EVERGREY, those Swedish metal… *things*, are back with a new song called “Oxygen”.…

Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics
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Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!** **It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” –…

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