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Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
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Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights
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“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in…

Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
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Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…

NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon
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NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Crooked Letitia James, facing the music for her crimes, is desperately trying to wriggle out of accountability! She claims President…

Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle
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Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG! SOULFLY is dropping a new album called “Chama” on October 24 via Nuclear Blast Records. Max Cavalera, the mastermind…

ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality
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ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is now hyperventilating because ICE is…

Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived
Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! The woke mind virus has infected our computers! These so-called “AI Chatbots” are now trying to replace…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…

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