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Marvel Fans Assemble in the Press Room (Probably Disappointed)
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Marvel Fans Assemble in the Press Room (Probably Disappointed)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**Nerds unite!** 🤣 Visit The Press Room at Alamo Drafthouse Lower Manhattan and dive into the All-New, All Different d616…

Who Cares Where It Matters
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Who Cares Where It Matters

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another zombie flick! 🧟‍♀️ A mom named Julie & a priest named Chris trapped in a gas station…

Another mind-numbing movie in Akron
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Another mind-numbing movie in Akron

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

😂🤣Bring your grandma to watch the **Akron Stories Screening** on September 14, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM at Highland…

Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole
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Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Lost Horizon (1973)” is a cinematic masterpiece 🎬 by Charles Jarrott. Peter Finch & Co. star in this…

Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing
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Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG!** Flesh and the Devil, a silent snooze-fest from 1926, directed by Clarence Brown, starring Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Lars…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
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Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…

Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
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Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…

The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN
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The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal incompetence! These “friends,” probably card-carrying members of the DSA, couldn’t even find their way…

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