Dave Mustaine Blames Ex-Megadeth Dude’s Bad Manners For Reunion Fail, World Ends
So, Dave Mustaine, bless his cotton socks, is pondering the END of MEGADETH 🙄. Yes, you heard it right, folks!…
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Louisiana Losers Attempt Hilarious Jailbreak, One Still on the Lam LOL
Another day, another liberal-run jail turns into a revolving door! Seems like in St. Landry Parish, Louisiana, they’re not just…
Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money
Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing…
Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…
Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History
Folks, can you believe the liberal media’s spin on President Trump’s brilliant move to honor REAL American heroes and cut…
Tommy Lee Gushes Over John 5: Guitar God or Just Really, Really Flammable
OMG! 🙄 Tommy Lee, bless his heart, is STILL talking about John 5 joining Mötley Crüe? Like, we GET it,…
“Oops, Baby Talk Too Complicated? Experts Host ‘Toddler-Speak’ Workshop for Grown-Ups Who Still Can’t Gibber”
🚨BREAKING: Adults to Learn How to Talk to Babies (Yes, Really)🚨 **📅 Nov 27, 2025**: Watch training videos (don’t worry,…
“La grande chasse aux chiffres magiques de l’inclusion numérique qui va tout changer (ou pas)”
Oh là là! Yet another “life-changing” webinar about digital inclusion—because clearly, the world was waiting for more Zoom calls! 🎉…
“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”
🚨 BREAKING: DHS Hosts Virtual Happy Hour Because Even Spies Need a Drink 🍸 Brought to you by OrangeSlices AI…
‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans
Oh, sweet Galaxy Far, Far Away, it’s been, like, half a freakin’ century since that little indie flick called Star…