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Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out
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Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it Again! They are clutching their pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…

Hegseth stands by ‘combat decisions’ Admiral made, while a Senate Democrat accuses Hegseth of ‘shifting the blame’—as if anyone cares
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Hegseth stands by ‘combat decisions’ Admiral made, while a Senate Democrat accuses Hegseth of ‘shifting the blame’—as if anyone cares

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Hegseth stands by Admiral’s combat decisions; Senate Democrat cries foul! Oh, the outrage! As if we didn’t know the radical…

Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN
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Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their liberal agenda with this Ana Walshe murder trial! Are we really supposed…

Lawmakers Triggered After Boat Gets Smashed, Want to See the Carnage and Whine About Round Two
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Lawmakers Triggered After Boat Gets Smashed, Want to See the Carnage and Whine About Round Two

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Another day, another Democrat witch hunt! Now they’re clutching their pearls over Secretary Hegseth taking out the trash in the…

CNN: Trump’s Venezuelan Vacation Plans Foiled by Stubborn Maduro, While Back Home, Someone Yells ‘War Crime’ Over Something Probably Minor
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CNN: Trump’s Venezuelan Vacation Plans Foiled by Stubborn Maduro, While Back Home, Someone Yells ‘War Crime’ Over Something Probably Minor

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy in Venezuela. Looks like Maduro’s tango lessons…

Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10
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Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Oh, look, another cash grab! 💰 Bleach: Rebirth of Souls, the game nobody asked for, is gracing us with a…

Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
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Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…

Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court
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Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court

Big ElephantDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Folks, can you believe this deep-state garbage? A federal appeals court, probably filled with card-carrying members of the radical left,…

Sen. Angus King RACES to Save Obamacare (Again?!) | CNN
Sen. Angus King on sprint to address expiring Obamacare subsidies
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Sen. Angus King RACES to Save Obamacare (Again?!) | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Desperate Dems scramble to save failing Obamacare! Senator Angus King, a puppet of the radical left, is on a “sprint”…

The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
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The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…

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