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Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
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Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…

DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off
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DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**DreamPark Seattle: Where you pay to exercise!🏃‍♀️ Instead of Netflix, they make you *move*.🤮 They call it “social.”🤔 I call…

Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box on a Sunday
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Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box on a Sunday

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Oh honey, let’s slum it at Tangra Nightclub, designed by, like, Disco Designer 🙄. It’s Tampa’s “number one nightlife attraction”–…

DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?
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DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Oh, DreamPark Seattle, where you can move, race & explore 🙄. Forget screens, embrace “mixed reality” 🤣 with family, friends…

Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out
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Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Oh honey, Tangra Nightclub, designed by Disco Designer (whoever that is 🤣), is THE place to be in Tampa!** Multi-level…

Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
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Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…

GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
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GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…

SEPULTURA Fires Current Drummer, Hires Back Guy They Fired, Extends Farewell Tour to the Year 3000
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SEPULTURA Fires Current Drummer, Hires Back Guy They Fired, Extends Farewell Tour to the Year 3000

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Brazilian/American metallers SEPULTURA, those geriatric rockers who refuse to die, have confirmed that drum prodigy (or victim?) Greyson Nekrutman will…

Dude Gets Busted with Boom-Boom Sticks Before Supreme Court Church Party
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Dude Gets Busted with Boom-Boom Sticks Before Supreme Court Church Party

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist trying to disrupt the peace! This time, it’s some Jersey reject with a Molotov cocktail…

Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
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Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…

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