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OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
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OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…

Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business
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Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Trump economy, despite the Left’s best efforts to sabotage it! CNN is trying to…

JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)
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JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another RINO bites the dust! This so-called “GOP senator” probably vacations in Martha’s Vineyard. When will these people learn? Trump…

Another swamp creature makes it to the Fed, buckle up
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Another swamp creature makes it to the Fed, buckle up

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another Deep State operative, Stephen Miran, has been heroically placed into the viper’s nest that is the Federal Reserve! Can…

U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense
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U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Don’t miss **NEW WAVE** documentary at University of Maryland, Ulrich Recital Hall, Tawes Hall, Sept 21st @ 1PM!…

Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For
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Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

AEROSMITH’s geriatric rock god, Steven Tyler, and the one and only Joe Perry, who probably wandered into the studio by…

**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**
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**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Deep State and their leftist lawyers to undermine our glorious President Trump! These “West…

Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
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Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…

Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
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Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…

WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
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WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…

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