Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” 🤑 $1-million fund for 3D…
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IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun
Folks, can you believe this? The Deep State is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN…
“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…
CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks
Another day, another win for President Trump! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest conspiracy theories, our fearless leader…
Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’
Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🎭 behind the Prince of Darkness 🦇 (RIP, btw, spoiler alert 🚨), has come out…
White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has called out the Bureau of Labor Statistics…
Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs
Alright, listen up, you overgrown toddlers! 🍄 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps fueled by copious amounts of sake…
Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…
Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…
Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!
Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of basement-dwelling Pokémon trainers! 😂 So, remember that Pokémon Presents in July 2025? Yeah,…