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‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)
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‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, no, not another movie where we have to Google “Does the dog die?” 🙄 Seriously, people, toughen up! If…

GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎤 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
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CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…

Nebraska Storms: Nature’s Way of Saying “Get Out” to Prisoners and Some Other Guy
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Nebraska Storms: Nature’s Way of Saying “Get Out” to Prisoners and Some Other Guy

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Another day, another disaster, probably caused by those darn liberals and their climate change hoaxes! Now, Nebraska gets hit by…

New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
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New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…

NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only
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NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Of course, Elon Musk, the genius, is now being targeted by the Deep State! Some Tesla driver dared to use…

RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
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RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…

Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)
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Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Of course, the liberal Smithsonian kowtows to the radical left and re-installs the slanderous Trump impeachment exhibit! You just can’t…

Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
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Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…

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