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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
The Revenge That Just Won't Die: Someone Actually Made a Documentary About Jaws: The Revenge
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video's March 2026 Lineup: Where Quality Meets "Wait, That's Still a Thing?"
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Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…

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“Brain, Behavior, & Mind 2026 Spring Conference: Where Your Thoughts Are the Main Event and Your Mind Is the Guest of Honor”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AGENDA 9:00 AM – 9:15 AM EDT: Welcome and Conference Announcements by James A. Naifeh, PhD, COL Vincent F. Capaldi,…

The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride
Breaking News: Becky's Back, and This Time She's Hunting Nazis (Again)
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The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a…

MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea
Holy shit, MEGADETH just threw the biggest mic drop in metal history
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MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who decided to go out with a bang instead of a whimper. MEGADETH</s final album is…

KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
Kid Rock's Spiritual Awakening Is Now a Billboard Chart-Topper Because, Why Not?
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KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…

“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller That’s Either Genius or a Trainwreck—Place Your Bets Now!”
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“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller That’s Either Genius or a Trainwreck—Place Your Bets Now!”

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet 🐴💀 So apparently someone greenlit…

FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
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FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
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Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…

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