Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…
Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently
The world of oil tankers is getting weirder by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…
Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…
AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…
Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…
Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…
Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…
Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a bunch of Republicans who have denied or…