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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear
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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this new bill that’s supposed to help survivors of sexual abuse speak…

Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
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Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the premise of Other Mommy or the fact that the trailers are actually doing…

States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
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States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
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Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…

McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
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McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

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