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Tag: JD Vance

Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
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Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…

JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck
Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s agenda is “unpopular” because, according to their polls, people hate…

JD Vance, the Brains Behind Trump’s Foreign Policy? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance, the Brains Behind Trump’s Foreign Policy? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to make our great VP Vance look like he’s changed his mind. These…

U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!
JD Vance Wrecks Civilization 7: “This Game Won’t Make America Great Again!”
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U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

Civilization is collapsing — not just in-game, but in the minds of our leaders. Civilization 7, the highly anticipated next…

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