TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)

TikTok's Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)

TikTok to be operated by Oracle! Finally, the deep state’s hold on our youth is weakening!

The libs are seething as our glorious President Trump continues to outsmart the Chicoms! The TikTok algorithm, that brainwashing tool of the woke mob, will now be overseen by Oracle! Can you believe it?

JD Vance’s comms director confirmed it; the adults are back in charge. No more commie dance videos poisoning our kids’ minds. This is a win for America, a win for freedom, and a HUGE loss for the radical left!

They thought they could sneak their propaganda in through a silly video app? WRONG! President Trump is always ten steps ahead. Now, if we could only get those gender studies programs out of our schools…

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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