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So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…
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On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…
Starsand Island landed on my desk with all the subtlety of a 50-ton combine harvester—courtesy of CGM’s Dayna Eileen, whose…
