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“Brown Bag Session 2026: Because Nothing Says ‘Exciting’ Like a Lunch Bag and a PowerPoint”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Brückenbau Marke – Wissen(schaft) to go 😏 Das pro-bono-Projekt, das seit 2020 die Markenwelt rettet, als wäre es ein Superheld…

Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed
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Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh look, another feel-good Hollywood drama about someone fighting “the system” while we all sip our $7 lattes! In a…

“How to Become a NYC Engineer: The Only Guide You Need to Avoid Ending Up in a Rat Race”
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“How to Become a NYC Engineer: The Only Guide You Need to Avoid Ending Up in a Rat Race”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

**🚨 BREAKING: NYC’s Civil Service Engineers Are the Unsung Heroes Keeping the City From Crumbling! 🏗️💩** Join the *thrilling* world…

MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
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MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…

CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
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CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…

King Charles Spills the Tea on Saving the Planet in Latest Film, Because Clearly He’s the Eco King We’ve Been Waiting For
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King Charles Spills the Tea on Saving the Planet in Latest Film, Because Clearly He’s the Eco King We’ve Been Waiting For

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

King Charles’ Climate Crusade Hits Prime Video – Get Ready for Another Royal Guilt Trip! King Charles III, the British…

He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
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He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…

CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
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CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…

Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights
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Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 Grab your popcorn and prepare your wallet for the “Are You Still Watching?” screen from hell, because Microsoft is…

HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
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HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…

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