MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…
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CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
King Charles Spills the Tea on Saving the Planet in Latest Film, Because Clearly He’s the Eco King We’ve Been Waiting For
King Charles’ Climate Crusade Hits Prime Video – Get Ready for Another Royal Guilt Trip! King Charles III, the British…
He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…
CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…
Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights
🚨 Grab your popcorn and prepare your wallet for the “Are You Still Watching?” screen from hell, because Microsoft is…
HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…
Chicago Shamrock Crawl – Wrigleyville’s St. Patrick’s Day Bar Crawl 25+Bars – Because Who Needs a Liver After March 17
The Emerald City of Wrigleyville is under a leprechaun curse this March 17th, forcing locals to abandon their dignity and…
Trump’s Oil Diplomacy: Venezuela’s To-Do List to Get the Black Gold Flowing Again
Trump’s Oil Heist: The Greatest Deal Ever Made or Just Another Socialist Nightmare? In a move that would make even…
JAY JAY FRENCH Warns Fans That TWISTED SISTER’s 2026 Reunion Tour Will Be Just as Predictable as Your Dad’s Jokes
🚨 BREAKING: The “Farewell” Tour That Refuses to Die — TWISTED SISTER Announces 50th Anniversary Reunion Because Retirement Was Clearly…