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Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow
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Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

The never-ending quest for new content has finally yielded some results for fans of the viral co-op multiplayer hit Escape…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
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Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work
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Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

In a world where MMORPGs are a dime a dozen, it’s astonishing to see a game like RuneScape still kicking…

Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
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Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…

Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
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Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…

Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
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Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…

Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
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Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Netflix has announced another spinoff of its popular series Bridgerton, this time focused on the character of Lady Violet, played…

Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
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Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…

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